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PROGRAM
FOR THE RUINED PIANO CONCERT AT 8 ELIZABETH ST, BAYSWATER
The
Players: the Jefferson (Ruined Piano from Cue) and a devastated
Gulbransen - ‘the Nathan’
I respectfully approached the Ruined Piano in the tractor shed at
Nallan Sheep Station and took hold of the fall to lift it. It was
so rotten that it came away in my hands. I shoved batteries into
my Marantz recorder and slung microphones over the dusty rafters.
As I played, ants appeared journeying in concentric circles on the
front panel of the Jefferson (Chicago ’26). Golden haired Emmy,
the eight year old daughter of the sheep station owners, April and
Dave Petersen, came in out of the majestic heat and stood on the
cool floor of the tractor shed to watching me. I knelt to pull back
the bass strings and then release them - firing off huge arrows.
The piano roared and groaned. After some minutes April came over
and muffled Emmy’s ringleted head in her huge flowered dress, as
though shielding her from an atrocity. I knew that April wanted
to speak, was about to speak. I pointed frantically up to the Nanyo
and the Sanyo microphones with my right hand, while trying to finish
the performance with my left. Finally, she broke in - ‘Have you
finished?’ And I had.
IMPRO
on Jefferson Piano from the Nallan Tractor shed
During the drought that never ended at Nallan Sheep Station I confess
to recording on the Ruined Piano at night. I’d hide in the freezing
iron shed crouched under the piano waiting for Dave to go to bed.
Straight after he’d stumbled back up the homestead steps I would
drag up an oil drum, feel the broken teeth of the Jefferson under
my fingers, then play con bravura con passione for the applause
of millions of cicadas through the shivery shuddering graveyard
shift.
When our week was up I paid Nathan’s and my accomodation. Dave,
having shot two hundred sheep that morning, with hundreds more dying
out at remote windmills, was so drunk I could see through to the
inside back of his skull. ‘That mad bastard you brought with you.
The other night I was going to bed. I heard thunder, rushed out
onto the verandah. The sky was clear full of fucking stars. You
should shoot that maniac piano thumping bastard.’
JEFFERSON
IMPRO
I
GOODBYE THE NATHAN was the name we gave the piano that Nathan Crotty’s
mother bought from the Salvation Army when Nathan began piano lessons
with me. He was the quietest person I ever met. Completely without
small talk, he almost never answered any question put to him. He
came for one piano lesson. After a few minutes he said in a very
low voice, “I’m not getting anything out of this.” Lost. I suggested
that we do a free improvisation instead. Next week he turned up
with a broken violin. After months of unflagging experimentation
between us, he still referred to our improvisations as piano lessons.
One day, on impulse we loaded his mother’s piano onto the back of
a ute, then drove it up onto the top of Canterbury Court Carpark,
a grey, baleful hulk that lorded it over a whole block of Northbridge.
It had been built by a Dancing School instructor who drowned himself
in his swimming pool after the consortium that had been involved
in its construction went bust. The carpark’s twisted spiral of rough
cast concrete was never completed. It’s rusting metal rods poked
up into the wild sky.
Because it had concrete cancer, it rained monstrous blocks down
onto the cars parked illegally below. The City Council erected a
barrier around the top of it to prevent these avalanches. Desperate
folk, sundered by love, or sunk in debt, took advantage of the scaffold
to leap to their death on Beaufort Street, hissing and roaring below.
Nathan and I got the piano past the checkpoint and drove it to the
top floor, where it was completely exposed to wind and sky. We played
unprecedented duets, as businessmen climbing out of their Volvos,
unable to take it in the monstrous fact of it, went back to their
working concerns, to being worked by their concerns. Like those
aboriginal people in Sydney Cove who looked up and saw, but couldn’t
take in Captain James Cook’s ships coming towards them. Cook flew
a flag. We gaffered a red gold and blue blanket to the low guard
rail, to show to anyone who cared that an impro in progress. In
progress?
I
arrived in the dawn of a freezing winter morning. As I approached
the piano and dragged off the canvas draped over it, I startled
a young aboriginal boy, no more than six, who was curled in the
bottom of the piano, wrapped in the red, blue and yellow blanket.
We stared at each other - he looked so cold and sick to me. Neither
of us knew what to do. There was a harsh cough behind me. I turned
to see an aboriginal girl in her teen years. She coughed again,
then went on coughing till I thought she’d die right there. I couldn’t
stop staring as her face soaked over. She swallowed, then swallowed
again. Finally got out words - “Hey man - watch me spit man”, as
the kid seized his chance, and dashed for the stairs.
In
those prelitigous times young students - sometimes only 8 years
old, no more, would arrive at my house for their piano lesson. Jump
in the car, I’d say, and I’d drive them to that nightmare monster
shedding death. I’d have to inveigle them into the shrieking, shuddering
lift that smelled of urine. It’d just make it to the roof. There,
staggering around, swiped by the cold wind and the desolate sunset
we’d finally settle down to entertain acre after acre of rusting
roofs, a seagull hopelessly off course, and the odd steeplejack
risking his life as he tried to fix the wooden overhang.
The piano weathered a winter on the roof. Water leaked through its
canvas cover, and in time it began to shed its casing.
Near the end it found a refuge at the Perth Institute of Contemporary
Arts for Black Swan Theatre’s adaption for the stage of Randolph
Stow’s Tourmaline. With four other old wrecks scattered about the
sandy set, I played it to evoke the desert nights reeling with stars.
I was working late on the Prelude to Act One (to be arbitrarily
cut by the Producer the very next night). By midnight I was exhausted,
bereft of ideas. I staggered into Northbridge’s cold, blinding light
to get a last coffee. I came back to find I’d left the door open.
Almost completely lost in the great central space of the darkened
auditorium an old aboriginal man, wearing a long Salvation Army
Greatcoat, tapped out a shivery plangy melody on the anvil of the
Nathan. Security and the Police (in competition for who should be
there first) crashed in, guns and nightsticks at ready. “Do you
want to prefer charges sir?” The sergeant said. “No, definitely
not. Best musical ideas I’ve got this year.” The old guy gave me
a grin, then shuffled out, a Schweppes bottle sticking out of his
left hand overcoat pocket.
A
Hijacking
At the end of the Tourmaline production the producer arranged for
the Ruined Pianos used in the production to be taken to Arts Storage
in Belmont. A soon as I received the news, fearing I would never
see or hear these five yammering, plangy hulks again, I immediately
rang the piano removalist booked by Black Swan (he’s an old friend
of mine), and asked him to bring the pianos to my place. The Nathan
found its last resting place under the Cape Lilac in my backyard,
where it weathered the seasons. One day, as I was enjoying a peaceful
afternoon shit in my back veranda toilet I heard an immense thump,
followed by a ringing sigh. The Nathan had collapsed forward onto
the little path leading to it, elevated at last to the rank of devastated
piano.
IMPRO ON the DEVASTATED NATHAN UNDER THE CAPE LILAC, STROKING AND
PLUCKING ITS STRINGS, AND BEING ATTACKED BY HUGE MOSQUITOS. THIS
LEADS INTO AN INTERLUDE CONSISTING OF ITS ‘ORIGINAL’ (1992) SOUND
AND MUSIC, WHICH FILTERS THROUGH THE TREES AND UNDERGROWTH.
**********SAM PLAYS TRACK 5 OF CROW COUNTRY AND FADES IT OUT BY
3’16” BRIEF IMPRO ON JEFFERSON
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